Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Back Massage

I think it's always good to pass on things you learn to others. This week I learnt three things.

Firstly, a plushophile is someone who has sexual urges for stuffed toys. Who knew??!!

Secondly, to alleviate "c*&# pong" you must always dry yourself "down there" very vigilantly. Mrs Woog taught me that.

And thirdly, ALWAYS get the promised back massaged BEFORE putting out.

That's it.

Can you add anything to the list?

Thanks,
bigwords xx

(Ps: Twiggy - you owe me a back massage)


Thanks so much for your comments. I really love that you're taking the time to tell me what you think x

9 comments:

  1. I can totally hear Mrs Woog saying "c%*& pong". Such a lady. Lol.

    I like to get the promised back massage and then pretend I'm asleep. Hmm that's not very boding for the next time I want a back massage is it?

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  2. Hahahah very nice. Boyfriend usually gives me a lazy one handed one after...better than nothing, I say.

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  3. Always always ALWAYS get the back massage first. My theory is I'll put in as much effort as you do, so make it good! Never had a bad massage yet

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  4. solid gold advice... especially the massage one.
    love your work! (and mrs woog) :) x

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  5. solid advice ..... (giggling at the airport)

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  6. Oh thanks that explians alot...lol

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  8. Mrs Woog taught you something your mother should have?
    Back massages leave me crippled with pain. Probably if I had more of them to ease the tight muscles that wouldn't happen. Maybe.

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