This is a millipede.
This is my 4yo.
This is the sound my 4yo makes when she sees a millipede.
Except for the other day when she came running into our bedroom excited.
"I squashed the millipede. I squashed the millipede with the toy in the bathroom."
"What toy into the bathroom?" I replied.
"Your toy Mum."
This is the "toy".
Have you got a funny med story?