I was going to title this post - I Scratched Mrs Woog's Back While Chatting In Bed and Eating Pancakes and Other Surreal Moments - but it was a little long. Instead, I opted for a much catchier one about Bold and the Beautiful star Ronn Moss.
You see, on a recent visit to Mrs Woog's home in Sydney, we'd been discussing the soap star's dedication to the craft of staring longingly without blinking. He really is a man of many faces. Well, that's not entirely correct, his face hasn't changed at all over time, in fact it rarely moves. I suppose you could say he is a man of one eerily unchanging face, it's more the places that change.
Anyway, I was showing Mrs Woog my happy snaps of when I "dated" him and thought you, the reader, might like to share in my trip down memory lane.
Do you have an imaginary past?